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01:56 pm
4/29/08

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faustfatale
I always get a kick out of reading personal ads. Sad, funny, or just plain weird, I like seeing what average Joes and Janes think are their best qualities and what they claim they want out of a relationship.

I always wanted to place the following personal ad, just to see what sort of responses I would get.

"Cold blooded, amoral femme fatale seeks sexually frustrated hard luck drifter with nothing to lose. Must be strong, ruggedly handsome and willing to help me murder my rich husband."

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On April 29th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC), [info]indigotea commented:
At an earlier point in time, you might have made the acquaintance of my husband. These days, we've decided that murder-for-hire just doesn't have a sufficent risk-to-reward ratio. ;)
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On April 29th, 2008 09:20 pm (UTC), an anonymous reader commented:
I think that ad might get you some pretty colorful responses, including the police investigating you for solicitation for murder. :)

But, hey, you could use it in a book!

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On April 29th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC), [info]jonathankorman commented:
I think you could be pretty confident that if nothing else, respondents to this ad could be counted on to own a decent fedora.
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On April 30th, 2008 06:23 am (UTC), [info]espeed commented:
Craigs List
The only logical place for this.
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On April 30th, 2008 05:08 pm (UTC), [info]ogw commented:
The key word there is "willing". Isn't it officer?
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On May 1st, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC), an anonymous reader commented:
I think you'd get film professors answering, their prayers answered after decades of lusting. James Ellroy might answer under a false name. What an interesting first meeting that would be. -Psychedelic
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