Deadlier · Than · the · Male

greygirlbeast

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Cover of THE GIRL FROM HATEVILLE by Gil Brewer.

Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
None. Well, I have a monitor hooked up to my DVD player, but it doesn’t receive any kind of outside signal.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Ambidextrous.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Teeth!

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Do leg presses count as “lifted?”

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yes.

BULL*OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Fuck you. That’s my name.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
My tattoos.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Ahem…

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
I’m with Cait on this one. It is a heterosexist question.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?

Sure, but not a toe. My feet are worth much more to me whole and unharmed.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
What and miss out on brilliant, meaningful shit like this? Um… yeah.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
I’ve already posed naked for much less.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
I’d have to wait till my mouth heals from the surgery.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Yes. And I don’t just want to pick the human, I also want to pick the method of execution.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Not currently wearing pants.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Yeah.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Cheap ugly linoleum. Yes, I’m serious. Even in the bedroom. I love my crappy little ghetto shack.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
One, since I stopped seeing my flip-flop sniffing foot client and now only wear them on the way home from a pedicure.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
PZB – the only person who can get away with it.

Q: Last person who called you?
Keith

Q: Last person you hugged?
Butch

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
8

Q: Season?
We don’t do seasons in LA.

Q: Color?
Black.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Nope, I pretty much know where everyone I care about is.

Q: Mood?
Sore.

Q: Listening to?
The keyboard.

Q: Watching?
Am I supposed to be simultaneously watching a TV show and listening to music while doing this dumb meme? Look, I’m an old fart and like to do one thing at a time they way they used to do back in caveman times.

Q: Worrying about?
Teeth.

Q: Wearing?
Halloween socks. Yes, that’s all.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
To the kitchen to make coffee.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Be done with all this work on my damn teeth.

Q: Do you smile often?
I find that a people-with-missing-front-teeth-ist question. Ask it again and you’ll know exactly what I mean.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Are you kidding?